"You didn't have to run!"

Here I sit, enjoying a cinnamon Roll, consciously coming in and out of the conversation happening in my living room... this is what I hear.
".... Jacob Ray: I spent a lot of time in physical therapy because of you!
Caitlyn: Oh That makes me feel good that you thought about me. You didn't have to run!
Jacob Ray: WHO DOESN'T RUN WHEN THEY ARE BEING CHASED AND KIDNAPPED WITH SUPER SOAKERS?!
Caitlyn: Well it's not my fault that you chose to run! You seriously did not have to run...
Jacob Ray: yea.. It was a cold day, why wouldn't I let you hose me down with super soakers! With my phone and my wallet in my pocket..
Caitlyn: you told us to! you said "if you had the balls to kidnap me, Then I would come over there and let you take me"...
Jacob Ray: First of all, I would never tell a girl to have balls, because that is just wrong.
Caitlyn: Whatever... greatest night ever."
Who let these people in my apt? oh... right... one sleeps in the bed next to me. Awesome. :)

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