Friday, July 20, 2012

Packing one stage of life and onto another.

Buried alive.
I love packing about as much as I love a slowing healing scab.
ya catch my drift?
Someone can come dig me out in a few days.  



I'm packing up my life, and moving on to the next stage: Mawwiage. woah.
California here I come!



Sunday, July 8, 2012

WEDDING INVITE EXTRAVAGANZA!



LAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE INVITES ARE IN! And then sent back out...
What a relief to get those off your plate.


Guys, I just have to brag a little bit on how cheap these were (comparatively). The design was free because I made it myself (with my VERY minor Photoshop skills), then we found a website that printed postcards. 500=less than $80! needless to say, wax seals and stamps are expensive enough in themselves, but lets keep that on the DL. Also, how perfectly coincidental is it that the picture we sent out was perfectly framed by the border of the invite! (I'm fist pumping the air right now.)

I think I'm officially ready to get married now. P.S. I get married in 3 weeks. 

3. WEEKS.
We're gonna pretend that I didn't just wet my pants a little with excitement. haha

Monday, July 2, 2012

Baked Alive

Dear afternoon sun,
You and I had a secret rendezvous a few weeks ago when my fiance was out of town. It's hard to hide what you did to me, and he knows. It's incredible how in just a few short blissfully-napping hours, you managed to magically transform me from a human being to a hunk of Kentucky fried chicken. I know I said I wanted a "sun-kissed glow" for my wedding, but you guessed it, what I really wanted was to look like Elmo, bubble like magma, and smell like a campfire. Ya know... you really get me.
sincerely,
skin-cancer-here-I-come

I'm sexy and I know it.